I say to you that the great state a Mississippi cannot afford four more years a Pappy O’Daniel – four more years a cronyism, nepotism, rascalism and service to the Innarests! The choice, she’s a clear ‘un: Pappy O’Daniel, slave a the Innarests; Homer Stokes, servant a the little man! Ain’t that right, little fella?

— Homer Stokes, “O Brother Where Art Thou” (2000)

You know, I was really hoping to read some substance from the Stewart campaign about their proposals for ethics reform.  Instead, the comedy writers doing their policy chose to issue this nonsense.

Can we end this yet?

  • Clearly, the biggest ethical issue we face in Richmond is that lobbyists – those odious wretches – have sullied the carpets of the Governors mansion with their $500 shoes.